halloween idea

I am dressing as Dr. House for Halloween or at least I am once I find a cane that works. Of course, Iam gonna STAY POSITIVE about the search and I feel good about it. After all, it takes House a while to solve the mysteries in his own life. I am going to be a detective for this costume cane just like House is a detective for killer diseases, and all i know is ITS NOT LUPUS (inside joke for the House peeps). The problem is my beard. I haven't shaved for a week but I don't know if it's House-length yet. Maybe I can tell people I'm house a few days after he took too much vicodin and shaved and it hasn't grown back yet, or I could jsut get that printed on the card. I'll put some prospective costume explanation card paragraphs in the mailing list this week, and you can vote (by text or by reply-all, or just shoot me your home phone and you can make a person-to-person attempt). OK, trick or treat but dont smell 2 many feet. Peace in the middle east.

JACK JOHNSON MOBILE VLOG

Some Thoughts on Jack Johnson from Sean Keane on Vimeo.

Sometimes I just sit and think and wonder about Jack Johnson and then sometimes I decide to take that thinking to the next level: MOBILE VLOG YALL! Anyway: JJ concert tour/album notes/mp3 leak updates to tha mailing list: vote yay/nay.

best pixtext of da week

text part: "cuz I gots a case of da hooc ups! LLOLS"

This is awesome. so, if anyone has a Safeway club card, or a parent or friend who owuldn't mind lending one out, this is the kind of deal I am looking for.

Also, if anyone sees a good deal like this - club cards, energy drink bulk discounts, places to download banner ads for free, online dating trial offers, whatevs - send them my way and put the word "promos" in all caps in the subjec tline of your message. Unless you're a sidekick user, in which case, just hit me up direct and type "311". Specify if you're OK with me passing on the deal to the rest of the list, and if there's an expiration date or a singles night or anything. OK, I'll be at the Marina Safeway for the next hour or so, so if you've got a spare club card or club invite, come by and say hi.

payday88888

Payday Vlog from Sean Keane on Vimeo.

Whoops, typo, subject line. OK, pop quiz, hotshot? What does the SFPD have in common with me? Shoot the hostage! J/K, don't do that, silence the violence. No, we drink the same flavor of Monster Energy Drinks! It kind of blows my mind, because of my interest in law enforcement. I am adding a police funny to all of next week's mailings, tho maybe not the print editions. In a way, we're both sponsored by Monster, both keeping things orderly, both doing our own versions of patrols - but mine is on the Web. and I noticed the monster drinks, so I'm kind of a detective.

This was originally gonna be about valentines' day, but those officers were such b-dasses! Attn:, ladies, you can see above that I'm observant. I'm like that to your needs, 2.

morning vlog

Morning Vlog from Sean Keane on Vimeo.

Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outvlog the mailing list. But give it a shot - follow your heart, guys!

valentine's day

The big day is only 113 days away. That's only 16 weeks! I have a pre-V-Day checklist:

1. Increase my reps, every other day.

2. 113 mailing list subscribers.

3. Stay positive!

4. Really good, romantic Valentine's Day plans: dinner, horseback ride, champgane mini-golf, sometihng like that.

5. New shoes.

6. Whittle down my song list to the perfect 14-song mini-disc compilation.

7. Find a Valentine (leave a home phone in the comments if you have ideas)

8. Record the perfect vdvlog (valentine's day vlog)!

dream vlog

Dream Vlogging the Mailing List from Sean Keane on Vimeo.

Row row row your vlog gently down the stream, because sometimes life is BUT A DREAM.

atkins vs. monster

So when I first started getting serious about this mailing list, I knew I had to get serious about my body, too. I've already struggled with (and BEAT!) early-onset precarpal tunnel syndrome, with the help of some wrist guards and a meditation class. But if I am going to devote the kind of attention that these updates are going to require and devote myself to the new people I'm gonna meet from the mailing list (& Friendster) I am going to need to shape up.

It is going to take energy, I thought, and it's also going to take fitness. But a lot of the drinks I was using to fuel the mailing list beast were slowing me down in the other areas. I know my body needed to turn carbs into energy but those same carbs were slowing me down with the single ladies. This is why the lo-carb nature of Monster NRG drinks is so important. Its like Dr. Atkins and Dr. Energy had a love child - and it's far from a monster (it's a Monster, tho!). Anyway, it gives me the energy I need to pull all-nighters searching for the funniest forwards and most popular Youtube videos and to teach myself html. Best of all, I am starting to get a lot more looks from ladies on MUNI. 1 word: SCORE.

new vidz - check it out before you wreck it out

Check it and respect it - don't wreck it or deject it:


M@1ling L1$t super-spectacular from Sean Keane on Vimeo.

message from our sponsor

Monster Energy drink (Lo-Carb!) isn't an official sponsor of this mailing list, like they give me money. But I think they give me something more important to produce this list, and that's energy - positive energy. Money comes and goes, but energy...that's not something you can create out of nowhere. That's science. You can get money lots of places, but you can't just buy energy at a store. So basically I consider them a sponsor just because of they're assistance. Thanks to Monster, for $2.59 a can (@ 7-11 -HOLLA!) I get energy and clear focus, and you can't put a price on that.

Mailing list vidz: its THA REMIX

My buddy remixed my first mailing list vide, pretty sweet:


Sean Kean Mailing List (Monster Energy Mix) from Chris Garcia on Vimeo.

Also, I wanna stress that on the blog and on the vidz, let's keep it positive. The only negatives I want to see are from photos of cute single ladies (hit me up with the home phone! j/k (but if you do make sure you include the extensh)).

Greetings and salutations

Welcome to the Official Blog of the Sean "Cool Guy" Keane Mailing list. you can visit the home page for the base info and the guestbook promotions, but here is the spot for any updates, tips on funny forwards, "House" recaps, and another place where you can drop off your home phone number to keep communication going. Anyway, the mailing list is pretty sweet right now, but I'm gonna keep adding features and options AMAP (as much as possible) just so it's you're one-stop, email-check stop for YouTube videos, god luck petitions, and the best quizzes available - and of course, info on my events and any sweet offers from Gold star.

Anyway, let's keep it fun, and let's keep it positive. In this great future, you can't forget your past, so dry your tears and leave those home digits in the comment field, along with your home page and friendster user name. (Here's me) Now excuse me, I've got some MONSTER fatigue, so it's time for an energy drink.